This company doesn’t exist. The numbers are real arithmetic.
We invented a Stripe account — 127 subscriptions with real start dates, prices, seats and churn — then ran it through exactly the code that runs when you connect. The revenue history, the milestones and every “what happened next” figure below were computed, not written. This is the page you get.
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Northwind
Reconstructed from 12 months of Stripe history — $116 then, $7.6K now.
The timeline
- SEP 1
11 months of growth in a row
The longest unbroken run of month-over-month growth so far.
- SEP 1
Highest month so far: $8K
118 paying customers.
- AUG 1
Crossed $5K MRR
Measured at $6K.
- AUG 1
100 paying customers
Measured at 103.
- JUL 19
Hired our first support person.
MRR then $6.3KCustomers then 103Reconstructed30 days later$7.6K+21% - JUL 1
Revenue doubled
From $2K to $4K MRR.
- JUN 3
Switched our ICP from freelancers to agencies and rewrote the site.
MRR then $2.8KCustomers then 69Reconstructed30 days later$4.4K+60%90 days later$7.6K+175% - MAY 1
50 paying customers
Measured at 58.
- APR 19
Shipped team accounts so agencies could add their whole staff.
MRR then $2.2KCustomers then 58Reconstructed30 days later$2.8K+26%90 days later$6.3K+188%Today$7.6K+248% - APR 1
Crossed $1K MRR
Measured at $2K.
- APR 1
Revenue doubled
From $609 to $2K MRR.
- MAR 4
Raised pricing from $29 to $49 for new customers.
MRR then $940Customers then 32Reconstructed30 days later$1.6K+72%90 days later$2.8K+195%6 months later$7.6K+713% - FEB 1
25 paying customers
Measured at 26.
- JAN 1
Revenue doubled
From $261 to $609 MRR.
- DEC 3
Launched on Product Hunt. Finished second for the day.
MRR then $435Customers then 15Reconstructed30 days later$609+40%90 days later$940+116%6 months later$2.8K+537%Today$7.6K+1656% - DEC 1
10 paying customers
Measured at 15.
- NOV 1
Revenue doubled
From $116 to $261 MRR.
- OCT 1
History begins here
Rebuilt from Stripe at $116 MRR. Anything before this happened, but we cannot date it.
- OCT 1
Lowest month so far: $116
4 paying customers.
What was authored, and what was computed
Written by hand: the five update sentences, their dates, and the invented subscription list.
Computed by the product: every MRR figure, the customer counts, the monthly history, which milestones fired and when, the 30/90/180-day comparisons and every percentage.
On a real account the only difference is that the subscription list comes from your Stripe instead of from us.